I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. 
"Rodney Dangerfield"

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"My grandfather used to be a dentist, and he made me these retainers that have vampire teeth on them". 
Katherine McNamara

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"I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist". 
Taylor Caldwell

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"I am lucky: I have fantastic doctors and a fantastic dentist". 

Anna Deavere Smith

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"Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing". 

Johnny Depp

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"I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay
in my car". Jessica Pare

"I'd rather go to the dentist... but I'm going". 

Phil Gramm

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"I loved theatre and did magic, too, but I was never the best at it - there was never a teacher saying, 'You're

great, you have to make this your career!' I was good at science and math. I figured I'd go into science and
become a dentist". 

Nathan Fielder

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"Every time I go to the dentist they say, 'You really need to fix that gap of yours'. I'm like, 'My gap is
paying your dentist bills".' 

Lara Stone

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"I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws". 
Charles Nelson Reilly